1. 18:45 30th Jul 2014

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    Reblogged from nonchalantcroissant

    kiransingh:

    the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

    get the fuck out one day you will need a plastic bag more then you have ever needed any other single item and then who will run Batertown?

    *indicates self*

    Master Blaster runs Bartertown.

     
  2. 17:57

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    Reblogged from airbornranchdressing

    linguisticsyall:

    lucithor:

    WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

    image

    WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

    I’m so gruntled to have found this

     
  3. 17:56

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    Reblogged from snarkytior

    toastoat:

    toastoat:

    i wish when i felt threatened or angry or embarrased my hair would do the expandy fluffy thing like in ghibli films

    it does, you have a complex musculature devoted specifically to this. But, it doesn’t do it very well, so you don’t really notice much.

     
  4. 17:45

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    Reblogged from thegentlemanmurderer

    I don’t need you to catch me when I fall. I need you to push me.
    — 

    i am the worst kind of monster (via thegentlemanmurderer)

    No… the worst kind of monster is.. The Belgians

     
  5. 17:43

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    Reblogged from thegentlemanmurderer

    thegentlemanmurderer:

    my lip is probably going to scar

    and i probably shouldn’t be so viciously pleased about that

    When you cross your eyes and try to look down at the scar

    I will be there

    My head rising slowly from behind the curve of your nose

    a knife between my teeth

     
  6. 17:42

    Notes: 155994

    Reblogged from thegentlemanmurderer

    bravedad:

    i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

    HELLO

     
  7. 17:41

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    Reblogged from pushyouaway

    laadyyblue:

    Thighs don’t lie

    /bottom

     
  8. 04:16

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    Reblogged from picopicoyama

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    conronorock:

I’m not bothering to translate this so I made up my own story.

    conronorock:

    I’m not bothering to translate this so I made up my own story.

     
  9. 04:16

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    Reblogged from picopicoyama

     
  10. 08:48 27th Jul 2014

    Notes: 94845

    Reblogged from iguanamouth

    (Source: ricktimus)