1. 02:32 16th Sep 2014

    Notes: 42225

    Reblogged from thegentlemanmurderer

    misti-k:

sparkafterdark:

glumshoe:

sparkafterdark:

tenaflyviper:

He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.
And also steal your infants.

He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.

I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.
It was not her baby to give.
David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.

Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king? 
The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.

All of this. YES.

I always have to reblog Bowie because of an obscure clause in the trickster fae rules.

    misti-k:

    sparkafterdark:

    glumshoe:

    sparkafterdark:

    tenaflyviper:

    He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.

    And also steal your infants.

    He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.

    I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.

    It was not her baby to give.

    David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.

    Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king? 

    The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.

    All of this. YES.

    I always have to reblog Bowie because of an obscure clause in the trickster fae rules.

    (Source: )

     
  2. 02:29

    Notes: 9546

    Reblogged from thegentlemanmurderer

    Q: Do I have to kill the snake?
    A: University guidelines state that you have to “defeat” the snake. There are many ways to accomplish this. Lots of students choose to wrestle the snake. Some construct decoys and elaborate traps to confuse and then ensnare the snake. One student brought a flute and played a song to lull the snake to sleep. Then he threw the snake out a window.

    Q: Does everyone fight the same snake?
    A: No. You will fight one of the many snakes that are kept on campus by the facilities department.

    Q: Are the snakes big?
    A: We have lots of different snakes. The quality of your work determines which snake you will fight. The better your thesis is, the smaller the snake will be.

    Q: Does my thesis adviser pick the snake?
    A: No. Your adviser just tells the guy who picks the snakes how good your thesis was.

    Q: What does it mean if I get a small snake that is also very strong?
    A: Snake-picking is not an exact science. The size of the snake is the main factor. The snake may be very strong, or it may be very weak. It may be of Asian, African, or South American origin. It may constrict its victims and then swallow them whole, or it may use venom to blind and/or paralyze its prey. You shouldn’t read too much into these other characteristics. Although if you get a poisonous snake, it often means that there was a problem with the formatting of your bibliography.

    Q: When and where do I fight the snake? Does the school have some kind of pit or arena for snake fights?
    A: You fight the snake in the room you have reserved for your defense. The fight generally starts after you have finished answering questions about your thesis. However, the snake will be lurking in the room the whole time and it can strike at any point. If the snake attacks prematurely it’s obviously better to defeat it and get back to the rest of your defense as quickly as possible.

    Q: Would someone who wrote a bad thesis and defeated a large snake get the same grade as someone who wrote a good thesis and defeated a small snake?
    A: Yes.

    Q: So then couldn’t you just fight a snake in lieu of actually writing a thesis?
    A: Technically, yes. But in that case the snake would be very big. Very big, indeed.

    Q: Could the snake kill me?
    A: That almost never happens. But if you’re worried, just make sure that you write a good thesis.

    Q: Why do I have to do this?
    A: Snake fighting is one of the great traditions of higher education. It may seem somewhat antiquated and silly, like the robes we wear at graduation, but fighting a snake is an important part of the history and culture of every reputable university. Almost everyone with an advanced degree has gone through this process. Notable figures such as John Foster Dulles, Philip Roth, and Doris Kearns Goodwin (to name but a few) have all had to defeat at least one snake in single combat.

    Q: This whole snake thing is just a metaphor, right?
    A: I assure you, the snakes are very real.

    — "The Snake Fight Portion of Your Thesis Defense" by Luke Burns (via inevitablerecursion)
     
  3. 02:27

    Notes: 1664

    Reblogged from napalmgate

    (Source: 24magnums)

     
  4. 14:40 3rd Sep 2014

    Notes: 70903

    Reblogged from fapitfelix

    fuck picard, why you so wise

    (Source: fandoms-are-my-one-true-love)

     
  5. 21:24 31st Aug 2014

    Notes: 4546

    Reblogged from azidraws

    azidraws:

    These are the main characters of my mask story I’m still working on. I’ve posted a bit about them before but thought I’d do a revisit, having developed them a little more (though I still haven’t given them names >.>;;)

     
  6. 18:21 29th Aug 2014

    Notes: 116171

    Reblogged from thegentlemanmurderer

    bisexualpiratequeen:

    I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

    1- I am glorious above all things
    2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
    3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
    4- Show displeasure clearly.
    5- NO
    6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
    7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

    YES 

     
  7. 16:28

    Notes: 1331

    Reblogged from napalmgate

    Japan, everybody.

    (Source: notsuki)

     
  8. 17:34 28th Aug 2014

    Notes: 910832

    Reblogged from ask-mushishi-fandom

    hllucinate:

    so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

    (Source: nerdsigh)

     
  9. 03:48 25th Aug 2014

    Notes: 575430

    Reblogged from inkwelldried

    inkwelldried:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

ooooooooooh my god

    inkwelldried:

    ariannagrandeofficial:

    big-chicken:

    cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

    this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

    ooooooooooh my god

     
  10. 15:02 24th Aug 2014

    Notes: 4

    Reblogged from thegentlemanmurderer

    thegentlemanmurderer:

    thegentlemanmurderer:

    i need a cat

    oh man there’s a cat that’s possibly a maine coon mix up for adoptionnnnnnnn

    maine coon cats are little DICKS who are MEAN and will not let me stroke them when I just want to LOVE THEM. Plus they get really Bad Ass problems as a result of much hair, and then you have to do a thing with a glove and if they didn’t like the stroking, well son you can bet they don’t like the thing with the glove.

    This is a perfect cat for you do it immediately.