so is anyone secretly in love with me yet
i need a cat
oh man there’s a cat that’s possibly a maine coon mix up for adoptionnnnnnnn
maine coon cats are little DICKS who are MEAN and will not let me stroke them when I just want to LOVE THEM. Plus they get really Bad Ass problems as a result of much hair, and then you have to do a thing with a glove and if they didn’t like the stroking, well son you can bet they don’t like the thing with the glove.
This is a perfect cat for you do it immediately.
why do i always assume everyone looks like their icon
im not kidding
if your icon was a goat
i would think that you are a goat
well of course, it’s a self portrait
thegentlemanmurderer said: You'd totally be Rose Lalonde. Just think about it. Wizardry, advice, total dork, wizardry.
you son of a bitch you’re right